The Right To Arm Bears

The issue I want to talk about is the right to arm bears. It appears that there is a cross-social consensus that arming bears is not the right thing to do.

If you are a Republican, the bears are competition. It is treason to arm them.

If you are a Democrat, the bears are bigger than most other animals and have enough advantages already.

If you are suburban, you will not want armed bears to show up at your door.

If you are a Christian, the bears are meant to serve humans and should not be armed.

If you are a skinhead or a Nazi, the bears are an inferior species and should not be armed.

And if you are a libertarian, it is not our job to arm bears. Bears should be arming themselves if they want their freedoms or their rights.